Friday, 24 September 2021

Tour de Nauru

Le peloton est regroupé (Tour de Nauru, Tour de Nauru)
Camarades et amitié (Tour de Nauru, Tour de Nauru)
Like any great country, Nauru also has its own Tour cycle race à la the Tour de France, which ran its 108th edition this year. Once the flash of humour I produced, observing the Nauruans' anatopistic use of the French proposition de, had passed, a second topical concern came over my mind: the size of the place. Yes, at roughly 30,500 times the size, France is much more suited to a multi-staged, long-distance cycling event than the 21 square kilometre island in the middle of the Pacific. In any case, the Tour - which might well be running its course as I write this very blog post - is a much smaller affair, consisting in a single lap of the island, which I estimate to be just under 17 kilometres' worth. No doubt, this new (?) race is part of a number of anti-obesity measures the Nauruan government have, logic dictating, introduced, given the poor state of the nation's health, post contact with western capitalism.

One day, I may visit Nauru. That is, if I should later find the leisure to do so, and climate catastrophe has not sufficiently merited that one should not travel to one's antipodes. I should enjoy cycling round the island, as it would match the rough duration of my own escapades into the local countryside, at some 40 minutes. That is a sensible cycle time, I think, unlike the Tour de France's gruelling day-long tortures. 40 minutes, though, is the rough duration of an Olympic road cycling time trial. The distance covered, however, is two and a half Tours de Nauru.

Saturday, 18 September 2021

Nauru on 'Pointless'

Alas, narrow Nauru, it has been so long since I last found you; but today you appeared on Pointless with Richard Osman and Alexander Armstrong. One day we will meet: that is, if you are not under two foot of water by the time I get the chance. Luckily, the lofty heights of Buada Lagoon may resist the rising tide of climate change. So I end my Pointless post with a pointless care and a true anxiety.

P.S. My actual point is that Nauru was mentioned on BBC's Pointless today, and you might find it on the iPlayer. In fact, I think it was the winning answer!